>Engineered Searches

13 May

>Google directed some poor soul to my blog in response to their quest for “Roberta, Indiana model.” –Please be advised, Sir or Madam, that Indiana requires no special emissions controls or illumination; the Indiana model Roberta is well-nigh identical to the ones operating in at least 48 other States.

Kewler is this’n: See all the Rooooshian?
H’mmm. Somebody at Google has read way too many Hellboy comic books.

5 Responses to “>Engineered Searches”

  1. Assrot 13 May 2008 at 4:37 am #

    >Ahhh but the Indiana model looks and sounds much better than the other 49 models.:-)Joe

  2. Gregg 13 May 2008 at 12:16 pm #

    >I’m thinking that the Indiana model is unique. Likely modified in some manner, whether it was an intentional or unintentional modification has yet to be dertermined.

  3. og 13 May 2008 at 8:46 pm #

    >From personal observation, the Indiana model has huuuuge…. tracts of land. Yep, that’s it, huge tracts of open farmland, that’s right, there in the heartland of the midwest.

  4. Roberta X 14 May 2008 at 9:40 am #

    >The only mods of which I am aware consist of a couple of screws that I think the surgeon left when he removed most of the hardware from my right knee, after things started to act up. They don’t set off metal detectors.

  5. Turk Turon 15 May 2008 at 2:33 am #

    >The Indiana model is a bespoke, one-off, prototype, unlikely to ever be put into mass- or even limited-production. Works of art never are.

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