>Dear Representative Witling

6 Feb

>Received a glossy self-promotional flyer from my Fed’ral un-Representative Friday. Hey, he did ask.


17 Responses to “>Dear Representative Witling”

  1. The Duck 6 February 2010 at 9:24 pm #

    >I've done that!

  2. Unknown.Rodent 6 February 2010 at 9:41 pm #

    >I followed Tam's link. Saw this…..Shot Mountain Dew out my nose.Thanks for the laugh.

  3. A Horse Thief 6 February 2010 at 9:45 pm #

    >I laughed until I cried. I'm still imagining some staffer opening that up, laughing, and taking it home to hang on their fridge so that they can make it through another day.

  4. Stranger 6 February 2010 at 10:41 pm #

    >Terse and to the point. Not that the elected Abderite, or impos animi if you prefer, is capable of comprehending the point, but that is beside the point. It is regrettable the really appropriate term for members of Congress has been coopted by Rahm Emanuel, and is therefore proscribed to those of a less extreme bent. Stranger

  5. Old Grouch 6 February 2010 at 11:16 pm #

    >I didn't get one… now I feel all left out!(Probably can't figure out that I'm in his district.)TW- "canes"Suitable devices for whoppin' of congress-critters.

  6. Stephen 7 February 2010 at 2:40 am #

    >Succinct is good.

  7. Nathan 7 February 2010 at 3:13 am #

    >Trenchant, that.

  8. Sarah 7 February 2010 at 8:33 am #

    >Too wordy – your critter won't be able to get all the way through without getting a headache. 🙂

  9. Old NFO 7 February 2010 at 6:58 pm #

    >Well Done!!!! 🙂

  10. crankylitprof 7 February 2010 at 8:22 pm #

    >I'd have gone with more multi-syllable profanity.

  11. Tam 7 February 2010 at 11:20 pm #

    >I laughed until I nearly peed myself when I first saw that postcard sitting on the kitchen counter.Nearly a week later, I laugh 'til I nearly pee myself every time I see that picture…

  12. freemadd 8 February 2010 at 12:20 am #

    >YESSS!Thanks!!But just calling my State Rep an idiot does not quite cover it….Hmmmm

  13. Overeducated Twit 8 February 2010 at 3:14 am #

    >I've done similar with party mailings and surveys. Yours is more concise though :).

  14. Jerry in Indiana 8 February 2010 at 11:35 pm #


  15. Bob in Tampa 9 February 2010 at 12:25 am #

    >I have done that! I also take perverse pleasure in mailing back (without filling out) all the little postage paid cards that fall out of my magazines.

  16. Happy Vegemite 9 February 2010 at 4:53 am #

    >I found my way here via Cranky Prof's link.Excellent! I will definitely be doing this should the opportunity arise.

  17. Anonymous 10 February 2010 at 8:25 am #

    >I have a pile of business envelope sized pieces of 10 ga. Steel plate from an abandoned project. One of those and all the bits of paper that came with it goes into the postage paid envelope from the morons at the RNC. I'll bet that costs a few cents considering I'm in Seattle and the RNC offices are in deecee.Gerry N.

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